Katt Williams Riffs on Nick Cannon, Lizzo, Diddy, Trump in ‘Woke Foke’ Netflix Special

Katt Williams: Woke Foke screengrab (Credit: Netflix)

Katt Williams brought the jokes, but few of the “truths” he promised to deliver in his new Netflix special, Woke Foke.

The comedian offered his thoughts on Nick Cannon, Diddy, Tory Lanez, Lizzo, President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump. What he didn’t do was share the types of truth bombs he unleashed about Hollywood on Shannon Sharpe’s “Club Shay Shay” podcast back in January.

Williams took the stage on Saturday, May 4, at the YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California, for his live-streaming special as part of the “Netflix is a Joke” comedy fest.

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Dressed in head-to-toe red and black, the comedian started by saying he planned to reveal a few “secrets.”

“Y’all know my job. In my spare time I infiltrate the Illuminati, look for their secrets, run back and tell y’all… That’s the truth,” he said. “So now understand that sometimes when you hear me talk, I’m telling real secrets that should not be out there. But that’s just what the f–k I gotta do.”

After telling the audience how much he likes sex, he took aim at someone else he said has a lot of sex — actor, entrepreneur, and TV host, Nick Cannon.

“Nick Cannon’s got 136 Children, Jesus. Did you know that? Did you know Nick was f–king like that? He deserves a Nobel penis prize. He is working!” Williams quipped. “One hundred years from now, Nick Cannon is going be one of the greatest ni–as that ever lived. He’s got the same amount of kids as Abraham! Do you understand what that means biblically? There’s going to be whole cities and ni–as related to Nick Cannon!”

Williams then turned to “news” items he said are stranger than fiction.

Tory Lanez:
The comedian told the audience “believe in yourself” and ignore naysayers. Just don’t end up in jail like Canadian rapper Tory Lanez, who was convicted in Dec. 2022 of shooting fellow hip-hop star Megan Thee Stallion in her feet.

“Don’t let nothing fu–ing stop you, unless you’re in the motherf–king streets. If you’re in the streets, you’ve got to keep your head on the swivel,” Williams said. “They are not playing fair out there. If they catch you, they’ll make an example out of you and they don’t give a f–k who you are. They’ll do anything. You see what the f–k they did to Tory Lanez — they took his freedom and his hairline in the same sentence. He was just standing there bald and guilty, and that’s a terrible combination.”

Diddy:
Williams mocked music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs, who’s been accused in lawsuits by four women and a male music producer of alleged sexual assault.

“Whatever you like, you can just say it. If you like pots and pans, you can be a pansexual,” Williams said. “There’s no shame, we’re just laughing. [In reality] Pansexual don’t have nothing to do with pots and pans, or Crockpots, or sizzling fajitas, or none of that shit, I looked it up. Pansexual means you’ll f–k whatever you’re looking at. You can be like P. Diddy and just go into the party with your eyes closed. Take that, take that, take that!”

Wayne Brady:
Williams zeroed in on actor, comedian and Let’s Make a Deal host Wayne Brady, who came out as pansexual last summer in an interview with People magazine.

“If you’re pansexual, nobody’s gonna judge you,” Williams remarked. “Wayne Brady came right out and said, ‘I am pansexual.’ Everybody was okay. It’s what he said AFTER that, that scared me. Wayne Brady said, ‘I am pansexual AND I’m single.’ What! I’d have never told nobody that shit. You mean you’ll f–k anything and nothing wants to f–k you? I would never have made that press announcement. You can kiss my ass.”

Joe Biden and Hunter Biden:
The comedian questioned the results of the investigation into a packet of cocaine found at the White House. Per NBC News, FBI tests “yielded no usable forensic evidence” as to who left the drugs behind. Williams found the results laughable.

“The Federal Bureau of Investigation said they don’t know whose cocaine was at the White House,” Williams said. “What type of investigation did you do? I don’t know what the f–k is going on. ‘We don’t know whose it is.’ It was in Hunter Biden’s room. It said ‘Hunter’s blow’ on the bag… Hunter’s on crack. Joe’s asleep. The only person really working at the White House, behind the scenes, is Joe Biden’s German Shepherd named Commander. Commander has bitten 13 motherf–kers at the White House to this day. Commander is standing on business.”

Donald Trump:
The comedian skewered former President Donald Trump for his newly unveiled gold sneakers dubbed the “Never Surrender High-Top.”

“Trump finally decided to reach out to Black people. He decided to do it a with a motherf–king shoe, ’cause he heard ni–as love sneakers,” Williams said. “Get the f–k out of here! Those are $400. Only a white man would make something for ni–as that no Black people can match. Who has a red, white, blue and gold outfit they’ve been waiting to rock? …I tried Joe Biden’s shoes, but I didn’t like them. I put on one shoe and both of my feet fell asleep.”

Williams also roasted Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis for being the “craziest person in politics,” Jamie Foxx for his “mystery illness,” and Lizzo for being a “fat, Black, b–h.”

Katt Williams: Woke Foke is now streaming on Netflix.

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